Original Treatment

This will be a good movie. It’s a commercial, though. That’s what I do. It will feel like a good movie.

I will shoot this commercial on film—not digital video.

Digital video is awful, and I’m right, and if you don’t agree then FUCK you.

No dogs will drive cars in this city. This city is for real. If there are dogs, we will put them in during post.

The noise from the engine will be made by my children. This will be very convincing as all my children smoke.

I will pay you to give me this job.

I love your wives,


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